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The Republican presidential candidates star on "The Walking Dead."
RICK GRIMES: Walkers!
SHANE: Shoot them!
ROMNEY: No!
GINGRICH: No!
SANTORUM: No!
PAUL: Don't tell me what to do! You're not the government! The government should not be in the business of killing zombies!
(A ZOMBIE bites into RON PAUL'S shoulder.)
RICK GRIMES: Oh my God!
SHANE: They're eating Ron Paul! Shoot the bastards!
ROMNEY: We're pro-life, duh.
GINGRICH: Yeah, duh.
SANTORUM: Seriously.
(ZOMBIES begin eating the other three candidates.)
RICK GRIMES: You idiots!
SHANE: You fools!
(GRIMES and SHANE run away.)
ROMNEY: This is Obama's fault!
GINGRICH: I'm gonna miss Super Tuesday!
SANTORUM: Jesus sweatervest Christ, THERE'S SANTORUM IN MY PANTS!
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